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Child!Pastas x Reader Prologue

(A/N: This may just be a few chapters-two maybe three-long guys and gals, okay? Don't worry they'll be plenty of cuteness to give you diabetes and stuff, just chill, alright?)

YOUR POV
"Guys, I'm back  with the groceries!" You called into the mansion, shouldering the heavy wooden door and keeping it propped open with your foot. Plastic and paper bags weighed down your hands, causing them to droop to the floor. Your muscles ached from having to walk the entire way both to and from the closest store, which had to of been at least twelve miles away. You had been the faceless man's proxy for... about two years now, give or take a few months. But just because you were somewhat 'new' didn't mean that he'd give you any slack. You were charged with all of the 'mundane' work I.E. all of the cleaning and cooking. Basically you were like the housewife, excluding the married part. Usually you would have either Masky, Hoody or maybe even Toby to help you with the groceries, but Slenderman had them doing other far more 'important' tasks. Curse that Slenderman. Living in the middle of the woods was troubling enough as it was. He couldn't of at least gotten some kind of vehicle for little trips to the grocery store and the local butcher? Wait, could he even drive? Huh, now that's a thought.
"Guys! Come on, these bags are heavy!" you shouted, somehow managing to shuffle your way inside with all ten or so bags strapped to your arms. "I could use some help here!" your voice carried on throughout the house, creating an echo. You heard various sounds coming from the kitchen and your brows furrowed. Carefully setting down the groceries you marched your way into the room, slamming the door open as you did so. "I said I need-"
Your voice cut short and you were left staring into the eyes and eye-holes of eight... children. Two were seated on the floor besides one another drawing with each-other while another child wearing goggles twitched behind them and watched, one was absentmindedly gnawing on the handle of a knife while another stood in front of the counter on their tippy-toes trying to reach a jar of kidneys that was just out of reach, one with a green hat far too big for his head was seated at the table along with a monochrome child who was now standing on said table and doing some... weird dance which had the other laughing, and lastly was a child in a black dress who was tugging on the pants leg of a tall faceless man who stood in the middle of it all. For some reason, a very odd reason, you felt as if you knew those children. Maybe it was simply that fact that they-wait, wait, hold the phone. Hold that freaking phone. Do not hang up. You knew why they seemed so familiar-granted it took the knife nomming one's face to get you to finally realize that they weren't just some random kids Slendy brought home for a little afternoon snack. Nope, these children were none other than your housemates.
Slenderman looked entirely frazzled, jacket strewn across the counter and his shirt disheveled with his tie undone and an entirely exhausted look on his... nonexistent face. He turned towards you, "Oh, ________. Child, where have you been?"
"Grocery shopping." you responded, glancing around at the children in the room. They couldn't have been no older than eight. "What... uh, what happened here?"
He rubbed a pale hand against his... face. "That I do not yet know for myself. But, what I do know is that there had been a short storm prior to these... happenings. I hadn't been in the manor at the time, so I was not effected."
"So, a storm somehow managed to do... all of this?" you gestured around with your hands. He simply nodded. "Is there... a cure or something? We can't have baby serial killers and cannibals running around town."
"That is true. I have contacted my brothers, I'm going to meet with them now. They may know what has transpired, if not I will seek guidance from a higher source." he said to you, picking up his jacket from the counter and straightening himself out, dusting off his shirt as he did so. On his way to the kitchen door he had to first detach himself from Jane and step over her before maneuvering his way around Masky and Hoody's various drawings.
"Alright, so who's gonna watch them?" Yes, that was a very good question. Who would be willing to watch some... strange children in a large house in the middle of the woods with a mean red dog on the front porch?
"You are."
...
"Wait, what?" you nearly yelled, completely flabbergasted. "I can't take care of eight kids all by myself! I couldn't even take care of a goldfish!"
"And what do you suppose I do? Hire a babysitter?" his eye ridges came up ever so slightly, as if he was mocking you.
"Yes! Just-just tell them they like to... to play dress up or something!" you threw your hands into the air.
"Very well then."
You sighed, feeling a great weight being lifted from your shoulders having dodged that bullet. A finger poked at your nose and you cracked open your __e/c__ eyes, having closed them only a few moments ago. Looking up at the tall man you blinked. "Consider yourself hired. Also the children like to play dress up."
And before you knew it he had disappeared with a wave of his hand, leaving you with eight hungry mouths to feed.
"Dammit Slender." you hissed under your breath.
Base by: Codelauren

Oh, geez. A reader insert. YAY!
Have fun with those cuties.
But beware, they're still killers at heart.
Part 1: fav.me/d7bda2v
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:iconiammeepster:
Iammeepster Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  New member Student
Worthy for glomping p.s. Slendy you might wanna use the swear jar for kids
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:iconfluffysaurus-rex:
Fluffysaurus-Rex Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015
I just died reading this, is anyone else having the same problem, whenever I imagine them as children I just die.... TOO KAWAII!!!
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:iconzeepaarden:
zeepaarden Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I know right? I think of them when they are chibis. You should try that.
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:iconfluffysaurus-rex:
Fluffysaurus-Rex Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015
Ya that is how I see them, little chibi adorable pastas...
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:iconzeepaarden:
zeepaarden Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Pinkie Chibi Pie Dancing 
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:iconmangleartist1:
Mangleartist1 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Kindof like cweepypasta on youtube.
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:iconzeepaarden:
zeepaarden Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG XD yes!
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:iconmangleartist1:
Mangleartist1 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
And EJ and the kidneys was like the one called Kidenys where he describes them as 'soooo squishy, and juicy, and yummy!'
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leone3600 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015
Slender: "Consider yourself hired. Also the children like to play dress up."

XD best line ever!!!!!
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:iconharuyeager:
HaruYeager Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I was trying to hold squeal when I read chibi!E.J trying to get kidneys that out of reach....kawaaiiii!!!!

( > w < )
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:iconlinapoppy:
LinaPoppy Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Ying the Killer: Lil' killers? No prob.

~5 minutes later~

Ying: *asleep on the couch with the little killers*

XD
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:iconcandymorphan26:
candyMorphan26 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
C.B: Nooooo!!!!!!I dont leave me with them!!!!!! I hate kids!!!!!!!

Slenderman: To bad Crimson! Troll Face Icon  *teleports*

C.B: Sasami Sasasegawa (Mad) [V7]  WHAT THE HELL!!!!!! YOU CAN'T Just........ did.... he just trolled me......?
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:iconangelinaxrose:
angelinaxrose Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! WWWHHHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!............
 those kids might as well be dead.*sigh*
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:iconmoonthenightfury:
MoonTheNightFury Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
For all I care, I will bring my chainsaw out >:D
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:iconangelinaxrose:
angelinaxrose Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
Rue Grin 
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:iconmccreepergirl2000:
Mccreepergirl2000 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Loves it so kawaii
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:iconeriejaeger2015:
Eriejaeger2015 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Well shit i geuss this is what a dragon has to do now uuuuugh
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:iconbodilia40:
Bodilia40 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
Well played uncle Slendy well played....
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:icondragonshadow91:
dragonshadow91 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014
Me: WHAT- WAIT NOOOOOOOOO!
truns around looks at the 8 kids and sighs.
"He better get me a car after this. Damn Slender. remind me later to give him a good beating.'
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:iconlandofwonder:
LandOfWonder Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Dear Slenderman,
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU WITH EVERY WEAPON KNOWN TO: MAN, ALIEN, DALECK, DEAMON BUTLER, NINJA, BATMAN, CANNIBAL, PROXIE AND RANDOM OBJECT I CAN FIND!!!!!!

...have a nice day.

Sincerely,
Reader-chan

Ps: please don't kill me. I'm venting because you left me with 8 mini killers.
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:iconmangleartist1:
Mangleartist1 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Demon butler? did you forget a comma or did I read that right?
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:iconlandofwonder:
LandOfWonder Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Nope. It's from Black Butler (an anime).
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:iconmangleartist1:
Mangleartist1 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
oh.
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:iconbluegraytiger:
BlueGrayTiger Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
dalek XD
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:iconlandofwonder:
LandOfWonder Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
*Que the dramatic fangirl* I'm so sorry!!! I don't deserve to be in that amazing fandom any more!!! T.T
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:iconbluegraytiger:
BlueGrayTiger Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yiu do deserve to be in that amazing fandom *holy voice*
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:iconlandofwonder:
LandOfWonder Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
*dramatic voice* Thank you!!! ...um... Holy person... of... Awesomeness?Squish Hug 2 -  The Eye Poke 
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:iconbluegraytiger:
BlueGrayTiger Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
np
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:iconaquilo-barnes:
Aquilo-Barnes Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Batman? You'll kill Slendy with Batman?
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:iconlandofwonder:
LandOfWonder Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
*giggles evilly* anything is possible when your mad!
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:iconaquilo-barnes:
Aquilo-Barnes Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
True, true. You've got a good point there.
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:iconlobospade:
lobospade Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Student Artist
Can slenderman drive?
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:iconkirawolf54:
KiraWolf54 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
SOOOO ADORRAABLLEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vorrei abbracciarli!!!!
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:iconsurveycorpsminer:
surveycorpsminer Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh god. Hopefully tiny jane and jeff don't DESTROY each other.
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:iconshawntheimmortal94:
Shawntheimmortal94 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh I'm gonna enjoy this*Eats popcorn*
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:iconwaterelement33:
WaterElement33 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Almost everyone here is saying how they can't take care of kids and I'm just here like cool. ._.

Considering that I've been babysitting since I was 11 and I'm great with kids. My mom told me I have the heart of a mother.

This shouldn't be harder than trying to controll my chaotic little brother.
I hope... ^^;
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ShadowKat10147 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kids are easy to take care of, all you gotta do is plop em in front of the tv and feed them, and keep them away from breakable things.

pfft, I dunno. The only kids I've babysat are my nieces and nephews and they're only a few years younger than I am.
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WaterElement33 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Yep. I once took care of this kid who likes minecraft so I let him use the computer and play minecraft. He was well behaved and around 10 years old. So I didn't have to keep my eye on him non-stop.

The most recent I've babysit was my baby cousin, who's almost 10 months now, and she was 3 months at the time. So I had to have her in my sight at all times. But she is well behaved to.

Maybe I've just been fortunate enough to babysit well behaved children. But other than that I really am good with children.
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ShadowKat10147 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh gosh, if I had to babysit a 3 month old I would be freaking out. Like, if it started crying I'd just stand there holding it and staring at it with the most terrified expression and probably saying something along the lines of, "What is tHIS? WHy are you crying, young one? WHat is It that you DeSIRE? Do you need to be fed? I just fed youuuuuuu! DO you wish to play with the toys?? Here, have them! Be silent, little devil spawn! Your parents will be here momentarily! I assure you! No-stop-don't-don't summon Satan! Quiet little Bansheeeeeee! Whhhhhhhyyyy must you torment me soooooo?"
Then the house would be in ruins, the goldfish is on fire, I'm sitting in a ring of salt, and the baby is just playing with a little rattle acting like this is normal. Parents get home, I'm fired, then get sent to jail, then I get shanked by a lady named Bertha.
....
I had coffee today, can you tell?
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Mccreepergirl2000 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Pfft HAHAHA *falls off the couch laughing my butt off*i love that comment
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:iconthecat1313:
thecat1313 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014   Artisan Crafter
XD I'm sorry to bug you but I just have to tell you that I love what you just said
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ShadowKat10147 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're not bugging me. And why thank you~
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thecat1313 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014   Artisan Crafter
Your welcome~
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:iconwaterelement33:
WaterElement33 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Yep, you deffinatly had coffee. :XD:

The worse my baby cousin gave me was when she kicked my eye, then scratch the same eye. And her nails are sharp. She started to laugh which made me laugh. Luckily my right eye can still see. Lol

(It's impossible for me to get mad at toddlers and babies)
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:iconshadowkat10147:
ShadowKat10147 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They're too cute to get mad at. :3
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Dragon5032 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014
.... SLENDER!!! GAAH I WILL PUT YOU IN A PAIR OF DIAPERS AND BLACKMAIL YOU *table flip*
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:iconlobospade:
lobospade Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Student Artist
Very well played sir.
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TrueVenturianGirl Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Student Artist
SLENDY YOU TROLL!!
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JackieDrawsCreepy Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Student Artist
Leave me with eight kids, we'd probably all die. First a tornado would go through the house, then it would catch on fire, and we'd all be "Well shit what now."
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theWickedNight Featured By Owner May 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Doesn't Slender know not to hire th  Grim Reaper and Bloody Mary's daughter?? Welp, they're all gonna die
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