Ways to Annoy the Creepypastas/Fans

1. Tell them to 'Go To Sleep'.
2. Call Jane a Mary Sue.
3. Replace Jeff's knife with a rubber one.
4. Turn Jeff's hoodie pink.
5. Blame the above on Laughing Jack.
6. While Jeff is chasing LJ around screaming bloody murder and waving a fake knife around, go to LJ's room and switch out all of his candy for tofu substitutes.
7. After everything BEN says/does say, 'You shouldn't have done that.' when he asks 'What?' blink slowly and claim that you didn't say anything before resuming normal activity.
8. Ask if BEN wants to go swimming, if he refuses tell him that he can wear floaties, if he still refuses say, 'Fine, I guess you DON'T want to see all the beach babes that just got off their bus.' When he goes-he will... just, he will-and realizes that you sent him to a Nude beach filled with old people, hide-preferably nowhere near any electronics.
9. Stick your fingers into EJ's eye sockets, when he asks what you're doing, claim that you're having 'eye-sex' with him.
10. See if you can remove LJ's nose.
11. Put laxatives in Masky's cheesecake.
12. Get up in either Masky or Hoody's face and say, 'Why do they call you Masky/Hoody?'
13. Whenever around Toby always stutter and twitch.
14. Call Slenderman 'Slendy'.
15. Get RIGHT UP in Jeff's face and say, 'Hey Jeff, I know something I can do that you can't.' when he questions you, say nothing, just blink rapidly.
16. Walk up to Lost Silver and say, 'Yo! Hi-five!' when he looks to you continue standing there with your hand raised, after a while say, 'Well? Don't leave me hanging.'
17. Tell Jeff he looks hideous.
18. Ask Slenderman if he plays basketball.
19. Tell any of them that they have an IQ lower than Bob's.
20. Bring Rake outside, point towards some leaves, when he asks what you want say, 'Well? You're name's Rake so... get to it.'

A/N: People, yes, I know that Masky and Hoody are from Marble Hornets and that Slenderman is a malevolent/evil character. This was made as a joke and was never meant to be taken seriously. Also-none of these characters are real, so I would really appreciate it if you stopped with the comments like: "lol, I'm so gonna do this to Jeff." Seriously, stop. That's annoying af. And please, don't rp on any of my work. Ex.: "Me: *runs in circles* Jeff: "wtf" Me: *falls*" that's fucking rude.
Also the entire point of this was to state ways to annoy the fans or whatever. It's all a joke, calm down.